Recession taking its toll on Viagra sales?

Recently, my email accounts are showing a sudden influx of mails relating to online pharmacies selling Viagra. Even the mail servers which used to receive minimal to no mails from these online pharmacies have started receiving them on a very (annoyingly) regular basis. This made me think- what is making these 'spammers' launch a desperate attempt to sell this 'Wonder Drug'?

The reason, I believe, not very hard to find. Owing to the economic downturn in the recent times, people are slogging it out more than ever at their workplaces. Once at their home , they are so fagged out that they can think about doing little other than eat and sleep. Even sleep is a bitch as they worry about what surprise the new day is going to hit them right on their faces. Sex, has taken a back seat in these troubled times.

Given the lesser frequency of exercising their libido, and the lack of energy for doing even so, people find it difficult to accomodate the increased libido that this 'Wonder Drug' promises. Hence the decreased demand for it.

Global Warming Can Be Avoided

A few independent observations by me has left me to a realization that i can actively contribute to the mass movement that has begun to curb the rate of global warming. Here, i share them with the general public:

1. Gonna get rid of my black hair- it's gonna be me with my shaved pate now: Black and other dark colored hair absorbs more heat than it radiates. So, more hair I have, the more heat you retain, the more I contribute to global warming.
   The question is, whether my 'sacrifice' would be worth it. What with my hair thinning everyday- it's only a matter of time before I dont actually NEED to shave my pate... it will be naturally barren.
   
2. Trying to quit smoking: The more I smoke, the more I emit greenhouse gases into the atmosphere, and the more I become a cause of Global Warming.

COMPASSION

Compassion is the poison of our society. Poverty Feeds on compassion. We say "aww, i feel so sorry for this guy", and shell out some coins to give to the "poor" guy. But stop. And think. Are we doing it for him? No. Its just a selfish move... we are all buying our way to heaven. We, sick, selfish people are trying to buy our way to heaven... screwing up an already screwed up life. Unfeelingy feeling, passionately dispassionate, dying everyday so that that we may live in peace once we die. Compassion is the poison of our society... the most potent one. It kills both the person showing it, and the one who receives it. Painfully. Slowly. Painfully Slowly.
I am not against the showing of compassion. But to the rightful recipients. A child, maybe. Somehow, the concept of compassion got warped, misinterpreted. U think a blind man should receive alms as tokens of our compassion? I saw one who used to sell peanuts in trains. Just one. Why cant the others? As long as we go on showing "compassion" towards those who dont, they wont. True compassion is when, no matter how much you feel the urge to reach into your pocket and give the "poor guy" some alms, you hold back. So that he tries. To earn what he used to get as alms. Theres nothing called a free lunch. If we want to change the way our society is, to make this world a better place, we have to change ourselves. And then, little by little, this bleak present painting will fade into a vivid, colorful landscape.